straight boys think girls can’t take compliments, and that’s ridiculous cause i’ve seen so many girls compliment each other, i’ve seen conversations & friendships blossom from girls complimenting each other in line, on the street, at school waiting for the bys, pretty much anywhere.
the problem is straight boys think sexual harassment & assault are compliments.
i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do
It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you
When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you
"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”
you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit