Swear like a sailor, dress like a doll.

64,297 notes
23 / 5 / 2013 @ 17:20
(source: considerablybigben)

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

42,700 notes
23 / 5 / 2013 @ 17:19
(source: hungarian)

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

595 notes
23 / 5 / 2013 @ 17:19
(source: voguelovesme)

voguelovesme:

scarlett johansson in marie claire us may 2013 by txema yeste

4,925 notes
23 / 5 / 2013 @ 17:17
(source: im-drowning-in-the-deja-vu)

99,714 notes
23 / 5 / 2013 @ 17:16
(source: emikattt)

If I was a guy for a day,

thecolorplaid:

I would:

Masturbate.

Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs.

Walk around the house naked.

Pee behind a building.

Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts.

Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLA?”

Stare at my penis.

Get a blowjob.

you seem to think that getting a blowjob is easy

it is not

(Source: emikattt)

14,607 notes
23 / 5 / 2013 @ 17:14
(source: aaabbbbbbiiieee)

❝ [F]or the first several years the SAT was offered, males scored higher than females on the Math section but females achieved higher scores on the Verbal section. ETS policy-makers determined that the Verbal test needed to be “balanced” more in favor of males, and added questions pertaining to politics, business and sports to the Verbal portion. Since that time, males have outscored females on both the Math and Verbal sections. Dwyer notes that no similar effort has been made to “balance” the Math section, and concludes that, “It could be done, but it has not been, and I believe that probably an unconscious form of sexism underlies this pattern. When females show the superior performance, ‘balancing’ is required; when males show the superior performance, no adjustments are necessary.” ❞

“Gender Bias in College Admissions Tests”, FairTest.org

And then people urge me everything is fine, of course it is, when you’re ignoring statistics that is.

(via cwnl)

(Source: fairtest.org)

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23 / 5 / 2013 @ 17:13
(source: 2headedsnake)

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23 / 5 / 2013 @ 15:28
(source: l1berum)

systemofadowny:

itsthebucket:

ilcampione:

hufp00f:

misunderstood-hood:

favorite photo

Mine too

When she flips her hair over and gives you that look, you fuckin know its go time.

^ yeah it’s definitely time for you to go somewhere

what we don’t see is the rest of the photo, this is the expression she gives after a large poo

50 notes
23 / 5 / 2013 @ 15:27
(source: maudelynn)

maudelynn:

Hand tinted 1920s Fashion Postcard

13,852 notes
23 / 5 / 2013 @ 15:27
(source: manicpixiedeathbitch)

manicpixiedeathbitch:

Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone

Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the chamber

Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the dementors

Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the triwizard tournament

Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the returning

Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the creepy childhood

Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the horcruxes and just die already jfc